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Let's Kill Love

Ten stories of the macabre, the unexpected, and the surreal; featuring mutinous eyeballs and malevolent monkeys, deadly puppet shows and equally deadly PowerPoint presentations ... and the curious tale of a man who is followed to work by a stray shopping trolley.

This collection includes the short novel Postmortem; a tale of scientific hubris, guillotines and Grand Guignol, set in fin de siècle Paris.

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Numbskulls

A harassed commuter signs up for a one-way mission to an extrasolar planet; an audacious attempt to clone David Bowie inadvertently opens a portal into the Bowieverse; a video store clerk with dreams of Hollywood finds help from an unlikely source; a sexually frustrated man becomes a media sensation after growing a pair of antlers; Radiohead drummer Philip Selway’s worst nightmare comes true; a washed-up TV presenter resorts to unorthodox measures to boost his celebrity status; the discovery of a shocking secret hidden in works of Renaissance art inspires a couple to embark on a dangerous erotic odyssey…

…and the life of Boris Johnson is reimagined as a choose-your-own-adventure novel.

 Twenty tales of fame and misfortune, in which nothing is ever quite what it seems…

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Process of Elimination

A doomed astronaut finds his muse in the unlikeliest of places; a zoo security exercise takes an unexpected turn when the volunteer animals conspire to change the script; a mysterious graffiti campaign plunges the world into an existential crisis; the outline of a fallen man serves as a call to inaction for a repressed city worker; a violent meeting of car and pedestrian marks the beginning of a dangerous relationship; a family brought together by the Bomb dream of fulfilling their destiny in a blaze of thermonuclear glory; a lovelorn scientist embarks on an epic journey through time.

Eleven stories in which everything comes to an end.

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Shells

While trying to rebuild their lives after a tragic event, a couple stumble upon a mysterious cave lined with seashells. It might be a much-needed distraction from their grief, but could it also be placing them in terrible danger? 

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